i-am-not-a-mourning-person:

boondoggleprospect:

#favourite professor #favourite literary character #favourite woman #favourite everything

#also favorite hat

Shes like that one cool teacher that everyone in the school repects and loves no matter how much shit you get into with them or how much unfair homework they set.

And you know that no matter what you did, no matter how stubborn you were about it, if she just looked you in the eye and said ‘im dissapointed in you’ you would fall to pieces and stop at nothing until you fixed what you had done because her opinion fucking matters.

I have a lot of feels for mcgonagall

(Source: rosereturns)

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

thatfunnyblog:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

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(Source: twerkingtargaryens)


"Look how cute Benedict Cumberbatch was! Stayed at his school for a week””  [x]

"Look how cute Benedict Cumberbatch was! Stayed at his school for a week””  [x]

(Source: cumberbum)

If you’re not scared then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance then what the hell are you doing anyway?

Ted Mosby (via inspiring-culture-quotes)

dargonpoop:

Teddy Lupin casting a patronus and everyone starts freaking out bc hOLY SHIT IS THAT A WEREWOLF

but the only thing Teddy feels is the comfort of knowing that his father is still there, protecting him

In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
(via theinfinitejests)

(Source: thirddeadlysin)

halorvic:

Apparently I didn’t make this as clear as I thought I did, so in the interests of clarification:

halorvic:

Apparently I didn’t make this as clear as I thought I did, so in the interests of clarification:

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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night (via observando)

queenclaudiajean:

F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER
U IS FOR UFOS
N IS FOR ‘NO, MULDER, IT’S NOT FOR UFOS, NOW PLEASE CAN WE JUST GO HOME’

queenclaudiajean:

F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER

U IS FOR UFOS

N IS FOR ‘NO, MULDER, IT’S NOT FOR UFOS, NOW PLEASE CAN WE JUST GO HOME’