grantaire:

grantaire:

have you seen this dog

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look at him

daily reminder to look at this dog. look at him

Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.

 J.K. RowlingHarry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (via feellng)

oswhin:

it is my greatest wish to time travel to the future and watch historically inaccurate period dramas about the early 2000s

ro-cham-beaux:

Doctor, my Doctor

ro-cham-beaux:

Doctor, my Doctor

This is what happens when you are an American who likes British tv

My coworker: So why do you like the new hobbit movies? I think they suck.
Me: they're awesome! MARTIN FREEMAN IS FUCKING AMAZING!!!!
Coworker: why do you like him so much? Besides that he's in doctor who?
Me: ...... *laughing like a hyena*
Coworker: what???!?? Why are you laughing???
Coworker: ...
Coworker: stop it!
Me: *now laughing like a retarded donkey*
Me: he's not on doctor who. But if he was that would be the best thing to ever occur. Ever.
Coworker: no! But he was on doctor who. He's never been in like anything else.
Me: I wish he was in doctor who! No, I love him cuz he's in Sherlock.
Coworker: oh! That's the one with the cucumber patch guy, right?
Me: *laughing so hard I am now hyperventilating*
Coworker: what?? Why are you laughing now? It was wasn't it????!!?!?!
Me: *stops laughing myself to death to answer* I dunno. I've never asked anyone to see the garden to check. It's possible they DO have a cucumber patch, but they don't show one on tv. *goes back to laughing hysterically*
My coworker: .....wha-????....
Are you okay? You sound like you're dying.
Me: *laughing so hard my abs hurt*

Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.’

Lena Dunham (x)

Why I love her and why you should too.

(via taylorswift)

(Source: mylittlebookofquotes)

submissivelymonroe:

mortalcompass:

nezua:

don’t be so sure you alone possess the secret to happiness

The more I watched this, the more I smiled. :D

STOP THIS. His face is one of pure mischief behind that beard. I like this human.

(Source: gleekybollywood)

daisyvalley:

thefinalhidingplace:

tyleroakley:

DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES.

Yes

I love dogs so much oh my god

(Source: lucas-com-k)

adultnapped:

comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

Michael Alone

otterly-riddikulus:

look at this snape i found

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it seems normal but then

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what is this

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turn to page 394 motherfucker

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"I just wear jeans, big motorcycle boots and T-shirts that are way too big for me. I like anything that has lived a little bit, that has traces of life on it. Knitwear that’s a tiny bit too long because you’ve pulled it with your hands, or jeans that are starting to get holes.”

(Source: varsois)